This section contains the songs: The chastity belt, Come landlord fill, The Cuckoo's Nest Flodden Field, Gaudette and Jerusalem.

Oh say gentle maiden may I be your lover
Condemn me no longer to mourn and to weep
Struck down like a hart I lie wounded and fainting
Oh let down your drawbridge I'll enter your keep
         
CHORUS:
          Enter your keep, nonny, nonny
          Enter your keep, nonny, nonny
          Let down your drawbridge
          I'll enter your keep
         
Alas gentle errant, I am not a maiden
I'm married to Sir Oswald, the cunning old celt
He's gone to the war for a twelve month or longer
And taken the key to my chastity belt
 
         CHORUS

Fear not gentle maiden, for I know a locksmith
To his forge we will go, on his door we will knock
And try to avail us of his specialist knowledge
And see if he's able to unpick your lock

          CHORUS

Alas sir and madam to help I'm unable
My technical knowledge is of no avail
I can't find the secret of your combinations
The cunning old bastard has fitted a yale

          CHORUS

I'm back from the war with sad news of disaster
A terrible mishap I have to confide
As my ship ws passing the straits of Gibraltar
I carelessly dropped the key over the side

          CHORUS

Alas and alack I am locked up forever
Then up steps a page boy says leave this to me
If you will allow me to enter my chamber
I'll open it up with my duplicate key

          CHORUS

CHORUS:
Come Landlord fill the flowing bowl until it doth runover
Come Landlord fill the flowing bowl until it doth runover
For tonight we'll merry, merry, be (X3)
Tomorrow we'll be sober

Here's to the man who drinks small ale and goes to bed quite sober
Here's to the man who drinks small ale and goes to bed quite sober
Fades as the leaves do fade (X3)
That fall off in October

            CHORUS

Here's to the man who drinks strong ale and goes to bed quite mellow
Here's to the man who drinks strong ale and goes to bed quite mellow
Lives as he ought to live (X3)
And dies a jolly good fellow

            CHORUS

Here's to the girl who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother
Here's to the girl who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother
She's a very foolish thing (X3)
She'll never get another

            CHORUS

Here's to the girl who steals a kiss and runs back for another
Here's to the girl who steals a kiss and runs back for another
She's a boon to all mankind (X3)
But soon she'll be a mother

            CHORUS

If I had a pile of bricks I'd build my chimney higher
If I had a pile of bricks I'd build my chimney higher
That would stop the neighbours cat (X3)
From pissing in my fire

            CHORUS

Come walk along this leafy lane and don't be so particular
Come walk along this leafy lane and don't be so particular
If the grass is very wet (X3)
We'll do it perpendicular

            CHORUS
            Some like a girl who is pretty in the face
            And some like a girl who is slender in the waist
            But give me a girl who will wriggle and will twist
            At the bottom of her belly lies the cuckoo's nest

"My darling" says I " If you see it in my eyes
Then think of it as fondness and do not be surprised
For I love you dear and I'll marry you I swear
If you'll let me clap my hands on your cuckoo's nest"
"My darling" says she "I shall do no such thing
For my mother often told me it was committing sin
For my maidenhead to lose and my sex to be abused
So have no more to do with my cuckoo's nest"

            CHORUS

"My darling" says I "It is not committing sin
And common-sense should tell you it is a pleasing thing
For you were brought into this world to increase and do your best
And to help a man to heaven in you cuckoo's nest"
"My darling" says she "I cannot you deny
For you've surely won my heart with the roving of your eye
But I see it in your eyes that you courage is surprised
So gently lift your hand in my cuckoo's nest"

            CHORUS

            CHORUS

Flodden Field

          CHORUS:
          Gaudette, gaudette, christus est natus
          Ex maris virginae, gaudette
          (Repeat)
         
Tempus adest gratiae hoc quod  optabamus
Carmina laetitiae devote redamus
   
          CHORUS

Deus homo factus est natura mirante
Mundus renovatus est a christo regnante

          CHORUS

Ezechielis porta clausa per transitur

Jerusalem